Dads

Day after drinking shits.

Damn I have dads and it’s coming out like lava!

by Death Keeper June 8, 2019

New dad stat

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.

I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.

by deepspace9mm September 4, 2021

think someone is your dad

to be on ecstasy.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.

(kid sees dean at school)
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)

so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.

by johnnyhash1283 May 31, 2009

meth dad

Stephen Forment.

Steve is my 'Meth Dad'.

by Morgue Rex February 20, 2021

ollys dad

ollys dad is a massive bender and has a retarded son called olly.

"ollys dad is bent "
"MY DADS NOT BENT"

by MIKE FROM EPIC GAMES December 8, 2019

Dad

Fake Wookie and Papashark5810.

Papashark5810 is dad.

by MessiIsDad July 1, 2019

Dad

Where has dad go? Hmm? Where is milk?

My dad went to the store to get milk and cigarettes. He never cane back

by MyMomDoesntLoveMeLmao May 3, 2021