devastatingly straight

Women who are unfortunately attracted to men, much to their detriment and disgust.

I'm so devastatingly straight, the fact that I'm still attracted to men is proof that sexuality is not a choice

by Erwin D'Magnificent April 17, 2021

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unfortunately straight

Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.

Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.

Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.

by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024

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Straight Taint

When you bypass the dick and balls and go straight for the taint.

Kristen is a ball wrangler but tonight, she’s going straight taint.

by Sweats11537 August 22, 2023

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straight booled on

Getting straight booled on

Some one ate my shit sandwich
Nigger you got straight booled on

by Bool a nigger 9000 March 19, 2018

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Straight Challenged

A Homo that cannot accept that fact that he is a Homo. Could be used to describe a Lesbian, but I prefer Carpet Muncher.

Gary - "I know I haven't been with a woman in 3 years! I'm trying to find the right one!"

Shaun - "You own 58 pairs of shoes and drive a Beetle, obviously you are Straight Challenged and need to just come out"

by inmijd May 31, 2011

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