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Custard's pie

The last girl you slept with prior to becoming married.
I dated Jennifer right before I met my wife, she was my custard's pie.
Custard's pie by MTM/le June 11, 2012
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A person can also be referred to as a "Sex Pie" someone that looks "tasty" and you would like to "get some" from.
A term referring to what you would want to do with a particular attractive person.
"i'd tap that he is one fine sex-pie"
"you look so good i could eat you-hell of a sex pie"
"you are the definition of a sex pie"
sex pie by romyyyy January 15, 2008

eskimo pie

Taking someone's hood on their hooded shirt/jacket and pulling it over their head and face violently. Usually accompanied by the screaming of "Eskimo Pie!."
Gus: Well, that's gay.
Billy: WHAT?! ESKIMO PIE!!!!
eskimo pie by Eskimo Pie July 9, 2006

Boston Cream Pie 

when a man poops on a girls stomach, then splooges on the mound of poop.
dude #1 - Hey did you give your girl a cleavland steam roller last night?
dude #2 - nah man, i gave her this new shit called the boston cream pie!
Dried up fecal matter left in ones belly button after receiving elephant tracks when removed it resembles a small pot pie.
Ted: So dude did you like that pot pie your mom gave you this morning?

Xavier: It tasted like shit bro.
pot pie by poopboobs187 June 24, 2011

Chocolate Pie 

The chocolate pie is a fun little activity wherein the man recieves oral pleasure, and performs a reach around on himself, gathering feces in his palm. He then rubs the feces on the female's face just before he ejaculates on her face, thus giving the impression of an authentic chocolate pie.
"Jackie told us about the ol' chocolate pie last night. What a blast!"
Chocolate Pie by Dude November 23, 2004