shit in a piss time

Toilettiquette...When visiting the restroom out on a date, or at a dinner party, you take a lightning fast crap to fool your date or fellow diners into thinking you only needed a piss by being in the can for such a short time.

a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting
I really needed to take a shit but my date had arrived, so I told her I was just 'nipping to the bathroom to freshen up' and took a quick 'shit in a piss time', so as not to keep her waiting
by mr Cunninglinguist October 27, 2012
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Surveyically Pissed Off

The feeling one gets after hand creating and filling out a myspace survey, subsequently clicking the "back" button, resulting in a blank forum.
My myspace bulletin just went completely blank! I am surveyically pissed off!
by yellowisnotmellow June 08, 2009
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Piss n Shit

When you pee on your asshole while shitting to keep your turd cutter clean
Bro I gotta go piss n shit, Emily's coming over later to eat my ass so I need to clean up
by xcraft37 December 02, 2019
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cat piss

Dirty regs laced with special K (ketamine)to pass off the shitty bud for insane bud
Dealer: yo nigga wut u need, i got cat piss.
Consumer: nah nigga i dont fuck wit that shit, dem buds aint natural dawg
by R GriZZLe December 31, 2007
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bovine tit-piss

I intend on relaxing with a slice of fruit cake and a tall glass of bovine tit-piss
by Clownboy October 07, 2007
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piss in yo' trunk

Something that B-rad G. from "Malibu's Most Wanted" will do if he doesn't get shotgun.
Shotgun means I get to ride up front!
You betta hope I don't piss in yo' trunk!
by EmoticonSmileyFace January 23, 2007
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