Because she deserved it.
*Bell rings*
Me: *stands up*
Teacher: “SIT DOWN CHILD”
Me: “But the be-“
Teacher: “THE BELL DONT DISMISS YOU I DO!”
Me: “Then whats the bell for?”
Teacher:”ARE YOU BACKSASSING ME CHILD?!”
Me: “No I ju-“
Teacher: “THATS IT, GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!”
Me: “WHAT THE FUCK DID I D-“
Teacher: “Did you just say fuck?!”
Me: “Did you just say fuck?”
Classmates: OoooOoOoOoOoOoOh
*Principal walks in*
Principal: “MY OFFICE, NOW.”
Teacher: “YEAH, GO TO THE OFFICE”
Me: “B-“
Principal: “Not her, you!”
Teacher: “•_•”
Me: “Bahhahah!”
And thats why my teacher got fired.
(This didn’t actually happen.)
Me: *stands up*
Teacher: “SIT DOWN CHILD”
Me: “But the be-“
Teacher: “THE BELL DONT DISMISS YOU I DO!”
Me: “Then whats the bell for?”
Teacher:”ARE YOU BACKSASSING ME CHILD?!”
Me: “No I ju-“
Teacher: “THATS IT, GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!”
Me: “WHAT THE FUCK DID I D-“
Teacher: “Did you just say fuck?!”
Me: “Did you just say fuck?”
Classmates: OoooOoOoOoOoOoOh
*Principal walks in*
Principal: “MY OFFICE, NOW.”
Teacher: “YEAH, GO TO THE OFFICE”
Me: “B-“
Principal: “Not her, you!”
Teacher: “•_•”
Me: “Bahhahah!”
And thats why my teacher got fired.
(This didn’t actually happen.)
by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 31, 2019
"If you don't quit with the bullshit I'll smack fire from your ass"
"I should smack fire from your ass"
"Bitch if you dont quit talking that shit I'mma smack fire from your ass"
"I should smack fire from your ass"
"Bitch if you dont quit talking that shit I'mma smack fire from your ass"
by Babi Kk July 15, 2005
A variation of the standard Cincinnati Bowtie, with IcyHot placed on the balls prior to the bowtie-ing, so she feels like her chest is on fire.
In the world of awkward sex, the Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant has to be up there with the most awkward.
by Spartacus Sanchez October 14, 2008
While my wife was blowing me I yelled, "Boom goes the fire cracker!" When my cum juice squirted in her mouth.
by Cushion Tush March 19, 2009
To go on a much anticipated bike ride with your buddies.
Touring part of the USA on cruizers or riding the technical single tracks near Stanley, Idaho every year for the past eleven years.
Touring part of the USA on cruizers or riding the technical single tracks near Stanley, Idaho every year for the past eleven years.
We are going to kick the tires and light the fires to Sturgis and back.
or
We are going to kick the tires and light the fires is Stanley, Idaho.
or
We are going to kick the tires and light the fires is Stanley, Idaho.
by rrinskeep March 06, 2011
🎶Rage, love, lust, on fireee
Rage, live, kust, on fireee
Forgive me for breaking my promise, i'm sorry
Forgive me for breaking my promise, i'm sorry
I'm heartless, i'm nobody i feek like i'm Roxas
That's why i only stick around with them girls, that's toxic
Y-y-you dont want my loveeee....
You dont want my looooveee......🎶
Rage, live, kust, on fireee
Forgive me for breaking my promise, i'm sorry
Forgive me for breaking my promise, i'm sorry
I'm heartless, i'm nobody i feek like i'm Roxas
That's why i only stick around with them girls, that's toxic
Y-y-you dont want my loveeee....
You dont want my looooveee......🎶
by Iwritethingsherewhenimbored September 24, 2023