Straight Simping

A term used by lesbians when simping for a straight girl

“Hannah’s straight simping again. This time for Maya.”

Hannah: “How could I not she’s so cute

by track.fruit22 May 24, 2022

Straighte

Straight + date = straighte. A straight date.

I have a straighte tonight and I want to cancel.

Have you been on a straighte before? I highly don't recommend...

by LingDanc803 January 12, 2024

straight bass

an amplifier of anything another person has just said

Person 1: i oughta smack a hoe for that
Person 2: straight bass

by gdfyftyudfyuitd November 15, 2009

STRAIGHT

PIERS AND STEVEN ARE THE DEFINITION STRAIGHT.

bro ur so straight
ong he bult like steven and piers

by anonymous November 18, 2021

Fat guy gets served by straight marine

On dinis browser history. Huu gay

Fat guy gets served by straight marine

by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019

Super straight

When you are only attracted to people born of the opposite gender. Another name can be PRETTY FUCKING STUPID.

Thomas: Would you date a trans guy?
David: No dude im super straight.
Thomas: Oh so you’re a retard?

by Narquil da boy March 14, 2021

extra straight

Someone that can still dig transsexual so long as the play doesn't get too gay.

Example: Giving bj's
Reach arounds etc.

TSJulie: 😉
StraightGuyJake: Sorry I am Super Straight.
TSJulie: Oh are you sure you aren't even a tiny bit extra???
StraightGuyJake: How much extra are we talking about here something truly tiny or a whole LOAF???
TSJulie: We'll it's pretty tiny but I want you to play with it.
StraightGuyJake: Well Maybe I could be a bit extra straight but I'm definitely not super extra straight!

by PIF01010101010 March 9, 2021