Dark 5 Moment

When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.

Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.

by Arkeon December 1, 2021

5 year olds

Spoiled brats who believe anything and everything.
They want everything and eat anything

Kindergarten teachers: Why?!
5 year olds: what?

by Hatchdrk May 27, 2023

March 5

National flash Eric day

Wow its March 5 I guess I've got to flash Eric

by pterodactyl146 March 5, 2021

13 for 5

The Rastafarian way of living

“Yo have you seen Jacob? He’s passed out on the coach!”

“Ya he did the 13 for 5”

“Oh shit that guys lit I wanna be like him!

“Ya me too”

by Rasta’s lifestyle tips August 14, 2022

9-5 beast

A 9-5 that never takes annual leave, sick leave, and is willing to pick up any shift no matter the inconvenience.

My boss complemented & rewarded me with a pizza party after I became a 9-5 beast.

by fslakejwlfejw August 13, 2025

Short little small guy who is under 5 feet

Popular YouTuber Cody Ko who is canonically very small.

"Yo dude, who are you watching?" "Me? Oh I'm jus watching Short little small guy who is under 5 feet" "Oh shit I love Cody Ko."

by Bu T. Ton June 13, 2024

first to 5 win by 2

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by dandoonii November 27, 2023