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Mexican Town Clown

An absolute idiot, usually from the city of Detroit.
Mike and Cory are the two biggest Mexican Town Clowns in the entire office. Those guys fuck around all day and do absolutely nothing.
by Anon1111234 February 11, 2009
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The New Mexican Advantage

When your friend has an inherent advantage in online games due to living in New Mexico, where the servers are either closer, and so they lag less, or the servers are so far away that they can ignore the rules of time itself.
He only won because of The New Mexican Advantage.
by ygbyhb January 28, 2021
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mexican food standoff

If someone is browsing a section of a shelf at a grocery where you need something from and pretend to look at other stuff until they go away. Little do you know they are doing the same thing and are waiting for you to leave the section behind them.
"I swear today I think I was waiting for someone to leave the canned soup section while they were waiting for me to leave the salsa section diagonally behind them."

"Ah, the ole “Mexican food standoff.”
by Nilliks October 28, 2017
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minecraft mexican pack

Una modificacion para minecraft que incluye cosas de la cultura mexicana
Viste el nuevo minecraft mexican pack ! , es muy Divertido y tiene cosas usadas en la cultura mexicana!
by ReLofi June 23, 2020
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Mexican lady drama

Gossip or drama involving that you don't want to get involved in because it's dangerous. Historically involved at least two Mexican ladies of substantial age with like three strands of hair who had plenty of time to plot how to ruin someone's life.
You sure want to stay away; that's some Mexican lady drama!
by rc82 July 15, 2009
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moist mexican desert

When a Latina gives you a blowjob with hot sauce in her mouth
Damn bro that bitch Margarita gave me a moist Mexican desert and my dick Burns now
by WhiteMutombo June 20, 2018
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Mexican flying saucer

A sex position where the man lays on his back and the woman starts facing the man, with the cock in her ass. Next, she rotates clockwise on his cock, while still in her ass, reciting the Mexican national anthem. Although it is not required, it is highly encouraged to use Taco Bell verde sauce as lubricant
Yo, last night Juanita and carlito did the Mexican flying saucer
by Phoine23 February 2, 2017
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