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Block Anxiety

Block Anxiety is a feel you get when you DM someone who you follow on social media and immediately expect to get blocked no matter how polite you act or how willing you are to leave them alone if they're not interested.
A fictionalized version of myself: "You know what? I'll get over my anxieties and worries,I'm gonna DM this person and tell them I like their stuff."
-Not even a minute later-
A fictionalized version of myself: "I have so much fucking Block Anxiety,did I make a mistake in doing this?! I know,while I'll wait for a response,I'll make an urban dictionary definition for anyone who can relate."
Based on a true story,directed by Hideo Kojima.
by Lazthedictionist September 21, 2024
mugGet the Block Anxietymug.

National Bite a Block of Cheese Day

December 4th is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day. Celebrate by buying a block of Extra Sharp Cheddar or Jack and chomp away.
"Skwindles just took a bite out of a cheese block."
"Wtf why?"
"It's National Bite a Block of Cheese Day, it's a requirement."
by e6st December 4, 2020
mugGet the National Bite a Block of Cheese Daymug.

Cubby block

A block made out of latex and plastic, used to transport kids around schools. It waddles using a self-controlled air bellow.
Mrs. Nora: Now, how about I waddle you around the whole school to get to your classroom.
Jimmy: But how?
Mrs. Nora: I'll get a cubby block for you to get waddled around the hallway to your kindergarten.
by Vorphy_101 April 26, 2024
mugGet the Cubby blockmug.

Blocked to your face

Do u wanna get blocked to your face, then stfu!!!
by Fortnite1500 November 21, 2020
mugGet the Blocked to your facemug.

Papa Block

Papa Block is the coolest of all the dads. He truly embodies what it is to be…dad. He makes delicious food for you everyday, he loves the dallas cowboys even though they haven’t won a superbowl since 1996, and he tells you the best dad jokes. He loves to learn, and inspires you to do the same. He loves to share his newfound knowledge with you and it is the highlight of your day whether he knows it or not. He listens to podcasts religiously, and is constantly finding new ones that he can listen to and enjoy. He loves to tell you stories from his past which range from incredibly interesting to slightly eyebrow-raising. But nonetheless you love to hear them. He is your personal driver and takes time out of his busy day to take you everywhere you need to go. Papa Block works so hard everyday for him and. his family, and frankly his coworkers need to appreciate that more. He cares so much for others and the planet, and encourages others to do the same. While he doesn’t always realize it, you think he is amazing and nothing could ever change that. He is so critical of himself that he tends to not notice how much everyone around him loves and appreciates him. You love him more than there are stars in the sky, and you work hard everyday to make him proud.
Oh man the cowboys lost”

“ Don’t tell Papa Block he’ll freak out!”
by the_block’s_daughter December 16, 2023
mugGet the Papa Blockmug.

Blocked

A female not getting what she wants.
If a nigga tell me “NO”…blocked!!!
by Kristiana August 26, 2022
mugGet the Blockedmug.

ill block every guy for u

"ill block every guy for u, i only want you"
- i love her
by hesmineonly March 27, 2023
mugGet the ill block every guy for umug.

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