egg

you shove it up your ass

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shit that egg hurt but i gotta get it through customs"

by vestiary egg July 14, 2022

bad egg

Someone who is a spy and is very spy.

"MrC0_ is a bad egg" -Holly XO

by Major Thot Patrol March 14, 2019

Egg

a thing you break to make an Omelette. Sometimes, you have to break a lot of them.

"I love having scrambled eggs for breakfast!"

by yeeterino October 11, 2021

Egg

A egg is a good. It also has a different name, and that name is Taylor Beamish

So I’m discussing what a egg is. A egg has more than one name suck as Taylor beamish. Eggs can be used to make scrambled eggs, fried egg, and poached egg

by Taylor Beamish December 10, 2019

egg water

Something you call a person when they're acting very immature or childish.
"egg water" refers to the liquid in an egg (the yolk or the white), calling a person "egg water" implies that they're acting like as if they just recently hatched from an egg (a.k.a they're acting like a baby or immature kid).

The word is also a twist on the word "dog water", replacing "dog" with "egg" to give it a slightly different meaning.

Example 1
Friend 1: "Waaaahh! This is NOT FAIR! This game sucks! Stop being better than me!"
Friend 2: "Man, stop being egg water, it's just a game."

Example 2
Friend 1: "Dude, I've got the most genius idea." Proceeds to draw a giant penis on a wall with graffiti.
Friend 2: "Dude, this is so egg water, couldn't you think of something like a joke with a punchline?"

by C_Corpze May 14, 2024

Egg Wash

Similar to a Jug Wash but with Egg.

Chantelle was busy eating a sausage, bacon and egg bap when the egg exploded all over her face and down her top into her bra. Sean quickly remarked that Chantelle had been given an egg wash.

by Captain Jugwash January 15, 2009

since eggs

Term meaning the earliest thing in existence.

Man1: When did you get those shoes?
Man2: Oh these? I've had these since eggs.

by Mango Rubicoon February 6, 2017