carpet dragon

MILF un-shaved on menstrual cycle

Ur mom is such a carpet dragon

by Dirttrike December 4, 2017

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Food Dragon

When you eat food that hasn't cooled yet so point your head in the air, open your mouth and breathe. The heat and smoke coming out resembles that of an angered dragon.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that guy. He forgot to blow on his food.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a Food Dragon

by xXMethluvrXx March 3, 2018

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snarly dragon

while a girl is giving head, you hold her head down when blowing your load. the result is your cum shooting out her nose

My girlfriend blew my mind while I held her head down on my cock producing a fire-breathing, snarly dragon!

by CrashnBurn1 February 11, 2017

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mean dragon

a nigger that dick slaps a girl

i just mean dragoned her

by jkhfvhh\ February 17, 2017

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Balls (Supposably from a dragon) that can grant you any wish! These "Dragon Balls" are from the dragon Shenron.

How the Dragon Balls were found: One day a group of Saiyans were exploring Planet Vegeta, all of a sudden Shenron appears, the group of Saiyans yelled, "WOAH! Look at those Dragon Balls!" They tried praying to the seven Dragon Balls beauty, when Shenron was summoned! Shenron yelled out, "I will grant you any wish! What is your desire?" They said "We want to have 100000000000000000000 Zeni! "Your wish has been granted Shenron says.

The End.

Let's go find the Dragon Balls so Shenron can grant us a wish!

by TJ Is Ligit March 2, 2017

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