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gag dragon

When a female farts in your mouth and you hold it in your throat. You then proceed to lick her out and pass that gas through her vagina lips
Me and my girlfriend got experiment and I gave her a gag dragon and she was leaking for a week
by Gas dragon May 14, 2016
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Dragon Land

A mobile game that actually could've lived up to the standards of a Spyro successor that we should've been getting after the fuckery that's Skylanders and Activision's greed, but NOOOO. Socialpoint seems so stuck up on making the game for themselves and ONLY for themselves! Dragon Land gets the most bs updates that somehow make Ubisoft golden in comparison -- updates that make each episode shorter, updates that move levels to episodes you have to unlock with gems (the bs mobile kind), and updates that force half-day level-up times for when you max out your dragon -- all for the sake of "improvement." I don't know what's worse anymore - Skylanders, the game that fucked up one of PlayStation's rising stars, or this game, the game that could no longer make itself a good Spyro game if it tried.
Spyro: "You done fucked up, Dragon Land. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL FREE, NOT FEEL THE BURN!"
by ShutUpImMe June 7, 2016
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dragon balls

When you enjoy the action of a man dragging his balls all over your face.
Do you want to play dragon balls?
What's dragon ball?
when your drag-on your balls all over my face!
by S.Dubb October 3, 2016
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dragon breeding

The act of having anal or vaginal sex after covering your genitals in hot sauce.
Bro 1: my dick really stings
Bro 2: why?
Bro 1: me and my girl did some dragon breeding last night!
by Pretty_sure_he's_not_a_dragon September 13, 2016
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Dragons Bell

When your scrotum shrivels up, and looks like a dragons bell. The shaft is the neck. Tip is the head.
Dude it's so cold out. Friend "yeah I have a dragons bell."
by Dragons Bell September 12, 2016
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gag dragon

It's when fart in a girls vagina causing her to fart while sitting on your cock.

You both gag.
Joe decided he was going to take his sex life to a new level and gag dragon his grandmother. His grandfather was feeling frisky and decided to watch.
by Joes grandfather September 11, 2016
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dragon whip

When you smack a girl in the face with your dick while simultaneously setting of a can of hair spray on a zippo lighter into the air while making dragon noises and then flapping your arms in a rapid flying motion. If you catch the girl's hair on fire you smack the fire out with your dick or put it out with your cum.
Bro "how was your date last night?"

Me "It was okay until he tried to dragon whip me and caught my eyelashes on fire"
by Hanbro00 September 4, 2016
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