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Cunt Syndrome

One cunt's constant use of the word CUNT and everybody else starts to use the word CUNT as well.
Cunt 1: Alright you cuntfuck
Cunt 2: Hey
Cunt 1: How are you cunt?
Cunt 2: Wow i am a cunt
Cunt 1: Mate i think you've developed cunt syndrome
by cunt lover 5 March 24, 2011
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Fucking Cunt

compliment for a cunt and still being derogative
Billy: My ex-girlfriend is a cunt
Bob: If she was a Fucking Cunt then she would be worth something.
by MARK CHRISTENSEN November 12, 2007
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cunt licking

Kissing, licking, sucking vaginal lips
Older men love to kiss and lick vagina. women and young girls get excited with this sexual act. girls do this with other girls. Cunt licking is a normal healthy way to reach orgasam.

Ebony girls in Ethiopia love to get their cunt licked.
by soman December 2, 2007
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fat cunt

someone who is really fat and is a smelly bum hole
oh my god lok aqt gabrielle she is such a fat cunt
by corey johnston June 11, 2006
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Cunt Monkey

someone that always has his face in a pussy. someone that performs lots of oral sex on women.
"He is such a cunt monkey"
"I want to be a cunt monkey"
by Brent B. June 4, 2007
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Top Cunt

The highest level of cunt rating someone can achieve. It is usually used to describe someone within a friendship group who has done something for a prolonged period of time to piss someone/a group of people off. When someone has reached Top Cunt status they can be referred to as TC until it is recognized within the friendship group that the TC has learnt the error of their ways. However, the term cannot be applied to a person when it is evident that they are just joking around. If someone cannot take the banter, the label of TC will not only NOT be given to the distributor of the banter, but the person who cannot take the banter will be jokingly referred to as the TC for a week.
TOMMY D: "Yesterday in town Mortimer told me that Simon P was sleeping with Jess W"
BRADSHAW: "WTF, gutted for Barratt. Simon P is a fucking Top Cunt!"

ANDY: "Bowers was moaning again about getting rinsed for being pissed on/smelling of piss, being a junkie and fingering a 15 year old when his now 18. He just keeps on overreacting when it gets brought up each time"
GRACE: "Well, maybe if he's given TC status for a week he will stop going tribal on us!"
ANDY: "Good fucking shout, give him a slap with your dildo while your at is as well!"
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Anal Cunt

This word refers to the condition when, after a great deal of fucking over a long period of time, a woman's vaginal walls will deteriorate to the point where the anal and vaginal cavities are connected. This will make defecating essentially involuntary. This was discussed on sex talk with Sue Johannson.
candy the 55 year old whore down the street has developed anal cunt
by dmby.com May 13, 2005
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