Crack attack

A slow & chill but meaningful rapper

Persone 1: what type of music do you listen to?

Persone 2: r&b & crack attack

by Not today June 10, 2018

Cracks my egg

Something has you really shook. It is basically equivalent to being super surprised. Originates in Memphis, TN from TC.

Damn that performance was great! It really cracks my egg.

by Taytayfromthebaybay June 10, 2018

crack turtle

A crack turtle is someone whose mental capabilities have gone slow due to the excessive use of substances.

Jerry: "Oh man, I just needed two hours to take my morning dump and brush my teeth."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."

by thepranxter March 21, 2018

Cracks my grahams

to make one feel angry

Commonly used in southern areas.

Jhonny is still gloating about winning air hockey. If he cracks my grahams one more time he's gonna loose an arm.

by Monkey back-lash May 14, 2018

chronic crack

It's when the food is so good it's like crack. Or your dealer put crack in your food...

Joe: Bro your mom's macaroni is chronic crack! It's so good! I'd eat it out like I eat my dog!
Brian: Thanks! I'll tell my mom. By the way she does put crack in there.
Joe: Fuck...

by I'm not ty May 24, 2018

Cracked

Laser Focus, Adrenaline pumpin,

I just dropped 50 kills on these idiots i'm "cracked"
You're snapping these kids you're "cracked"

by JetpackerJoey June 24, 2019

Cracked

To be at the peak of your performance or just feel very skilled at doing something

"Bro I'm cracked rn "
"Dude you're cracked today"

by Canerboss June 26, 2019