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figal crack

A really skinny girl with one leg shorter than the other. They are very weird and eat almost nothing that's meat. They have no booty nor do they have tits.
You're a figal crack.
Wow! She's a figal crack.
by Uzumes_720 December 1, 2015
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crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.
A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.
by thepranxter July 31, 2018
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Crack Wank

Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.
I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me
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on crack

A crackhead, or someone on crack, is someone who acts based on their last brain cell, another example being Lee Heeseung
Wow, He was on crack last night at the bar.
by The One And Only Alaaaaa April 18, 2022
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dawsons crack

A large buttcrack showing when someone bends over.
Ohh...lordy do you see that dawsons crack.
by camipedia December 18, 2015
mugGet the dawsons crackmug.

crack

Misnomer and slang term used in Western Australia and other areas to refer to Meth Amphetamine, Crystal, or Ice}. The term is as a result of the glass pipe used to smoke both drugs, which in the region is called a glass bbq or glass barbie.
'Got anything? Im chasing an 8-ball of crack?'

'Bring the glass barbie so we can try this crack!'
by luccirosso August 6, 2018
mugGet the crackmug.

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