crack saw

when you credit card someone (take a card and slide it through someones ass crack to cause discomfort) with a hacksaw, causing severe pain.

dude i need a band- aid, i just got crack sawed.

by fenyeman......again November 18, 2009

Crack on

When you can see someone’s ass crack poking out of their pants you shout “crack on”.

Look at jerry’s ass, “crack on”!

by Yeetasourasrex July 02, 2019

frat crack

When one cracks a beer with one hand.

Brooo did you just see Chad frat crack that natty!

by Lassooo July 09, 2018

can crack

1. Penile anal insertion.

2. A swift kick to the ass.

1. She enjoys a good can crack every now and then.

2. "If I don't get my money soon, he'll be getting a badass can cracking!"

by e-double January 18, 2006

Canoeing like a crack whore

When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.

This joint is canoeing like a crack whore.

by May 19, 2025

buttery crack

A condition of crusty build up sweat,salt ,dirt particles and dried fecal matter left behind in the ass crack after a double backing ass wiping procedure

Wow it's the worst case of buttery crack that i saw after eating a 12 pack of soft tacos with ghost pepper sauce

by BIG T 49 February 06, 2021

Crack Attack

When you have a wedgie but severe enough that the butt crack fights back.

Person 1: I bought these overalls from old navy but man I get really bad crack attacks from it
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!

by Henry Chang December 09, 2021