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african american

the ignorant way in which hillary clinton refers to black africans who aren't necessarily american
hillary: look at those poor african americans
person: they've never even been to america you douchebag!
by blue eye hot guy May 22, 2010
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Fake American

It's a saying to describe someone, particularly an Asian Male who thought himself is so American, but then his Chineseyness shows from his broken language.
Calvin: What r u saying? Fake American!
Sam: Fake? There is no such thing as fake American.

Calvin: Yeah there is!

Sam: Nope, you are fake. You are plastic American. I am the real one.

Calvin: That's so not true. I'll have to prove u wrong.

Sam: Try it.
by CalviniumWutWut November 12, 2017
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african american

an African American is a light skinned brother who is tired of being called a Mexican and is angry at the world. there is no mistaking the two when you see a black man you call him black if you see a sorta black man you call him African American.

True African Americans have very unusual names which are often the result of the Favorite food and or the first thing the mother sees while she is giving birth. EX:(Velveeta, Dasanni, and sanders.) while a Black man is given a traditional name like EX:( Tom *click* *click* jones) there is also a chart to determine the corecct term for a NIGGER yes i said NIGGER get over it crackers we were all thinking it.

this chart will help you identify your black friend the higher the number the less black you are. each of which result in a deferent term of communication for the black man.

1.The only thing seperating you from midnight is 11:59.(NIGGA)

2.your dad has slept more white women since you were born than you can count on both hands and feet.(HOMIE)

3.if the lights go off really quick you turn invisible for a few seconds.(BLACK)

4. you like fried chicken BUT you also like mayonnaise on it.(AFRICAN AMERICAN)

5.black kid with an afro.(AFRO-KIN)

6. you would rather watch a sport than play it.(BROTHA)

7. you like Eminem nuff said (HO-HO)

8. you have mostly white friends. (WATERMELON)

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person 1:Damn that African American is a fucking class 3 NIGGA
person 2:Shit you right
by HoWTotELLyouBlACkManfroManothR December 23, 2009
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Otherwise Known as Jake Kuhse. He's short has a spot on the back of his head and is dangerous if with other rats/squirrels. If seen please contact the Cross Country Team.
A North American Spotted Tailess rat is short, furry, spotted and dangerous, be careful.
by zachzach September 15, 2008
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The American Fist

* When you fist a girl so hard and so deep it causes her to pass-out.

* Shove it loud, and shove it proud.
I really should have token my girlfriend to the hospital after I gave her The American Fist.
by Casey Friedalnd April 6, 2008
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[An American Crime]

really fucked up movie about a dumb cunt that beats a really nice girl cuz her real daughter is a prego slut

based on a true story of the first child abuse case in indiana in 1965 or 1966
by panda81507 January 18, 2009
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north american lightning rod

go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared
dude, wanna go to the school's field and get a north american lightning rod?
by CmTx P33p3RM4N June 13, 2009
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