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Sam

Sam is just so juicy he likes sucking your pe is. He loves licking banies
Sam loves to drive around in a white van chasing little kida
by The Hunky man November 15, 2021
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sam canfield

An extra thicc nibba who always hits the hooplas and hootinanies
Damn that girl so thicc you might as well call her Sam Canfield
by Thicc Nibba Inc. February 26, 2018
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Sam Is A Poo Head

Samuel Michael Farkas Is A Poo Head
by I LIKE CHEEZITS September 17, 2021
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Sam

A sexy ass man who has a giant schlong
by No Damsels? May 8, 2022
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Sam's Club chiseler

A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.
Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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sam neame

being a number of good cunt things: demon on the turps, king skuxx, king of the coll, all around good cunt.
"fuck youre a sam neame bro"

-no response as the person is comad after 65 standards, and 18 bongs whilst getting a blow job and wearing federation clothing.
by marmite1 November 22, 2011
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Sam

sam pulls 0
by zerksyyyyy February 20, 2022
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