wet anal cum rag

A wet anal cum rag is an insult to your friend who moans 24/7

Michael you're suck a wet anal cum rag!

by Cocksuckinganallicker April 23, 2021

Wet Paper Bag Scenario

Wet Paper bag scenario

Davidisom - this strike is like the wet paper bag scenario - Useless

by davidism1 August 9, 2022

get your wick wet

Having sex.

Nobody was sure whether Ethan had gotten his wick wet over the previous weekend. The hooker he was t steppin with was dead, and the donkey was nowhere to be found.

Ethan wanted you to get your wick wet when you were t steppin with him last week.

by The Chad Michael Murray April 12, 2010

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

poo stank wet willie

when you put ya finger in ya booty, spit on it to make it moist and stick it in someones ear.

This nigga was talkin shit so when he fell asleep i gave him a poo stank wet willie.

by Chunky2425 January 8, 2009

WGR - Wet Goat Rider

A term that can be applied to anyone boring, and therefore not exhibiting behaviour likely to gain them admiration or respect from their closest friends. Can also mean someone who rides wet goats in the literal sense.

"Are you comin' out to play pool?"

"No, I'm not feeling it tonight"

"Don't be a WGR"

"What d'you call me?"

"A WGR - Wet Goat Rider"

"OK I'll come out"

by asswipe17 March 12, 2013

one-eyed wet willy

The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!

Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"

Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."

Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"

by cubbi54 October 4, 2015