meat carriage

A vehicle that is used to drive others around, much like a taxi cab, but the fare is paid with meat instead of currency.

Justin: "Hey can you drive me to the airport in your meat carriage?"
Evan: "Yeah, but it will cost you 3 packs of sausages."
Justin: "Fair enough."

by meattaxi December 5, 2015

Meat Canyon

A gaping bussy

Paul Jones has a meat canyon

by Okay okay I’m just May 13, 2022

Monkey Meat

Slang term for a woman’s vagina, due to the fact that it makes her scream “ooh ooh, ah ahh” when stimulated.

“How was your date last night?”
“Oh man, it was great! I got to beat that monkey meat up.”

by DragonaDarling October 18, 2019

meat berry

balls that are attached to your penis

i massage my meat berries when masturbating.
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by schizophreniccandle September 25, 2020

Keppel Meated

To cheat someone by making them pay too much money for something, to deceive someone.

My friend and I both ordered the same meat tray at the local butcher, his was twice the size, I was keppel meated!

by Sparksey85 January 21, 2023

Meat Thermometer

Another name for a penis.

Andrew: Oh Jeffery stop playing with my meat thermometer.

by ChesterTM May 10, 2015

meat money

A little purse that is primarily spent on male prostituion

Eg im saving more meat money so i can have a visit from Ernesto on saturday

by DictatorshipDictionary January 22, 2016