meat gripper

a term gay people use to describe touching there penis

yoo dude i got my meat gripped by this hot dude last night

ex. meat gripper

by aaron dicarlo January 26, 2011

meat wafer

The flakey bit of skin in between a women's legs after prolonged time after splooge has been deposited in said area.

"Mate, I smashed her last week and she's still carrying a meat wafer in her gusset. She needs to dispose of it."

by Slunderwood September 20, 2013

soggy meat

When a male ejaculates on his penis. It is then called soggy meat.

After jerking him off, Luke really likes playing with Kenny's soggy meat.

by TipToez September 7, 2016

Sweet to the meat

New Zealand slang for something being awesome or ok , can be used to agree on something

"Hey bro, Dave has gotta swappa of beers waiting for us at his place"

"sweet to the meat!" "Nothing like free beer!"

by Part time Dr Phil December 18, 2012

Meat Drunk

When a girl receives so much cock they become physically and mentally impaired.

Becca was so meat drunk last night after fucking those four guys she crashed her Jetta.

by Good_Point_on_Titties March 10, 2020

Meat Zucchini

The act of stuffing uncooked meatloaf into the male’s urethra with a shish kebab skewer. Then ejaculating into a female’s vagina during tender lovemaking. Nine months later, the female will give birth to a fully cooked meat zucchini.

You know Brenda from Accounting? I gave her the ole’ meat zucchini last Wednesday.

by #idareyoutoeatit July 30, 2018

meat grinder

the pussy of an especially slutty girl / woman who has seem so much dick that her pussy has been deemed the "meat grinder"

Jarren: I went on a date with bloodrayne last night and got up in them wall's. Bryce: dude her pussy is a meat grinder.

by Archmonarch July 8, 2017