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Beer Gut Putch

An event that happened on 6th of January 2021, where supporters of President Donald Trump got very angry about losing the election and decided to storm the capitol building to pose for pictures. And maybe coup the government.
Y'all wanna have a Beer Gut Putch? Ain't ya angry about the election fraud? Don't ya just wanna run up to Congress to let everyone know how angry we are? You know I talked to my cousin Hayden in the DC police, the'll let us right in!
by David7 January 7, 2021
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Cuck Beer Float

After the cuck's partner gets creampied by the bull (a third more dominant partner in a relationship who typically has sex with the hotwife) the partner proceeds to drool the cum over a cup of root beer for the cuck to drink.

This is an expression of dominance and humiliation over the cuckold.
Ex1. After my wife fucked her bull, she made me drink a Cuck Beer Float.

Ex2.
Bull- "Hey pathetic cuck, we made you your favorite dessert. Cuck Beer Float."

Cuck- "Oh yay, thank you wife and bull! Can I stay up past 9pm tonight?"
Bull- "Only if you drink seconds!"
by John_Rus January 10, 2021
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Alaskan Root Beer Float

Hello bakers, my name is Bitty Kembleford, and today I'll he making a special take on a summer classic: The Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Do you remember the first time you had a root beer float? I do. I must have been around 7 years old and we were visiting my grandparents in Phoenix, in the summer.

Have you ever been to Arizona in the summer? Must be why I find Sacramento so tolerable. Let's just say it's hot.

I still remember all of us greedy kids, still in our swim suits, having been cooling off in the pool all day, lined up in the kitchen, wide eyed as we watched my father pull the multicolored hankercheif out of his weenie and clap in joyful glee.

It was just last Tuesday, a year ago, that my divorce happened. Very tragic. Humorous as well.

I was a mess. I went to the store and bought vinegar, ketchup, licorice, root beer, cigarettes, and vanilla ice cream.

Fortunately, I didn't put all of that together (whew... heart attack avoided), but I did make a root beer float, one of the most classic memories of my childhood.

It seems like root beer floats have been following me everywhere. Even after dad got shot.
Now let's crack on, shall we?

I use the So Delicious Vanilla Bean Coconut Ice Cream and Virgil's Organic Root Beer for my Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Using your favorite ash tray, combine cigarettes, vinegar, and baking soda.

In a separate bowl, combine one cup of Vanilla Ice Cream, and a bottle of your Virgil's Organic Root Beer.

Heated on medium, take a pot full of boiling water, and butterscotch Jell-O Mix, and combine until the lumps of Jell-O are gone. Next, remove from heat, and add the previous ingredients. Refridgerate for two days.

After all the anxious waiting, remove your Root Beer Float from the fridge. Makes two servings (serve with ketchup).
by jules019 January 19, 2021
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harry a beer

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The abhorrent audacity of not finishing a beer. Wasting a beer.

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Harries a beer
Only a serial killer would purposefully harry a beer.
by hotinpsychotic January 30, 2021
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pizza beer

The kind of cheap lager beer that goes particularly well with pizza and the complete opposite of fancy craft beer.
I'll just have a regular pizza beer.
by DromedaryClub February 5, 2021
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All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing

A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.
Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair

Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.
by Tenbeersnow February 13, 2021
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Hank's Root Beer

The best freakin' soda for any Eastie Beasty out there. Plus I know the guy (or my rockin friend Liam does) so I can get us hooked up!
Have you guy's ever heard of Hank's Root Beer?! It's so good and I actually know the owner.
by Meatcringe February 24, 2021
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