when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023
Get the Beating my meatmug. A parody of Eat It by Weird Al. Features a crappy version of Eat It's guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen. Far inferior.
by Shinobi77Gamer December 7, 2024
Get the Beat Itmug. "Bad Beat Infection" is an alternate term for "Breakthrough Infection".
CNN's Dr. Sanja Gupta laments that the term "breakthrough infection is NOT "...the right phrase. To me, it doesn't seem nuanced enough to describe what's going on; it only serves to alarm those of us who are already vaccinated, and potentially discourage those who are hesitant."
Consequently, "Bad Beat Infection" is better because it refers to the poker term "Bad Beat". A bad beat is when you have very strong odds in your favor but still get unlucky. it's important to recognize that proper medical vaccines put the odds strongly in your favor and that without them thousands/millions more would die.
CNN's Dr. Sanja Gupta laments that the term "breakthrough infection is NOT "...the right phrase. To me, it doesn't seem nuanced enough to describe what's going on; it only serves to alarm those of us who are already vaccinated, and potentially discourage those who are hesitant."
Consequently, "Bad Beat Infection" is better because it refers to the poker term "Bad Beat". A bad beat is when you have very strong odds in your favor but still get unlucky. it's important to recognize that proper medical vaccines put the odds strongly in your favor and that without them thousands/millions more would die.
"He's fully vaccinated but he was in the tiny percentage that got a bad beat infection. Fortunately, he's OK thanks to the vaccines."
by Trinity Mind August 12, 2021
Get the Bad Beat Infectionmug. by blarkk September 21, 2016
Get the Beat Chinamug. Beat a gamer month is a month for furries who are sick of getting the shit kicked out of them. On any day of this month at any hour, minute or second, people can beat up any gamer they want and they cannot fight back.
Gamer: Hey furfag! It's beat a furry month two!
Furry: Actually. It's beat a gamer month.
haven't you checked?
Gamer: W-What...Impossible...it can't be..
Furry: I like it cut g.
Gamer: OH NOOOO
Furry: Actually. It's beat a gamer month.
haven't you checked?
Gamer: W-What...Impossible...it can't be..
Furry: I like it cut g.
Gamer: OH NOOOO
by Keithisaniceguy January 6, 2022
Get the Beat a gamer month.mug. The stage after masturbation one experiences in which the occasional spew of semen still takes place.
After Johnny shot his load, he was in After-beat.
by ICP is the gayyest November 21, 2009
Get the After-Beatmug. The porn hub theme song
by Fuzzyboy_123 May 27, 2024
Get the drum beatmug.