Soggy Bones

The term you result to using after someone reminds you your bones are wet.

Friend: "Your bones are wet".
You: "I HATE THAT!!"
You: "...soggy bones..."

by Bone-Man July 27, 2021

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Lazy bones

Adjective when Iona sleeps until 11 AM, Aka lounger, bystander, drone, idler, laggard, loafer, observer, slouch, sluggard, spectator.

It's 11 AM, is Iona still asleep?

Yes, proper lazy bones!

by Iona's Dad July 29, 2021

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baby meat bone bread sandwich

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.

“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”

by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021

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Beggie Bone

A vegetable based bone; the phrase can be used in any context for any reason.

Hey, do you know the answer to number 5?

No, but do you know of THE beggie bone??

by baags August 2, 2021

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T-Bone

An act where someone with a colostomy bag lays down on their back and allows their partner to insert their penis into the colon hole for sexual gratification

Alex decided they wanted to T-Bone with Jay for the first time 8 months after the accident, when they finally felt more comfortable with allowing things into their colon hole.

by Wallop-A-Gallop August 4, 2021

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"Bone Buried Deep" - refers to a hidden meaning or message, or perhaps a secret treasure or benefit that does not appear obvious in the beginning. It is attributed to G.I. Gurdjieff, an Armenian/Russian mystic.

"You wish to know the meaning of Life Itself? " said the old man of the canyon. "That bone buried deep.."

by UCSteve May 15, 2021

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