Sky Jacking

The act of giving and/or recieving a handjob while skydiving out of a plane or any other form of aircraft.

My wife was Sky Jacking me when we were on are honeymoon.

by RVDbobo January 4, 2011

Jack Nikolson

A kickass Non-alchoholic drink, consisting of Mountain Dew, and 5 Shots of Strawberry flavoring. The name is a reference to the actor, "Jack Nicholson", for being slightly fruity, extremely good, and akward. ((ACTUAL Patent pending))

"WOW! This Jack Nikolson KICKS ASS!"

by Chimney (( [e-mail] )) January 30, 2005

Jack Dick

When a male drinks so much alcohol, he can't get it up.

He had so much to drink at the bar, when he finally got the girl home he had Jack Dick and couldn't perform.

by rhinoguy September 11, 2005

Reddit Jacked

The act of taking a post from the popular forum website, Reddit, and displaying it publicly under the pretense that it is your own discovery.

N.M.: After searching the interwebs extensively, I have discovered a story/ article/ video/ image/ song/ idea untouched by man! BEHOLD:
Link X.

A.W.: I saw this on reddit the other day. Hence, this "Link X" you claim as the fruits of your heroic journey into the hostile waters of cyberspace is REDDIT JACKED!

N.M.: Foiled again! CURSE YOU A.W. and your compulsive need to put credit where credit is due!

by Asad81 May 7, 2011

jacking off

Sticking my fingers in and out of my sexy pussy

do u wanna help me jack off?

by Snakes November 22, 2003

jack rocks

To throw a jagged object at the tire of an enemy's car. Can also be thrown at a cheating spouse.

I walked in on me bietch and the lawnboy the other day, obviously I had to jack rocks the shit out of them...

by Deseree Bakersville June 11, 2003

jack rabbit

to fornacate like a rabbit at the same rate of feroscity as a jack russell

He was rattling away like a wee jack rabbit!

by nickyboy10 May 9, 2006