hoe top

a hoe top is a hoe's signature shirt that they wear when they want to feel confident

I really wanna get with Will tonight, I'm gonna wear my hoe top.

by positiveinswag December 15, 2020

top buns

bad at something; dumb; stupid; not smart

the food at the dinner was top buns!
the music played at the party was top buns..

by topbuns21 December 5, 2017

Tip top

Very petty tik tokers!

Girl you are such a tip top!

by mycatdied December 20, 2020

Top

Taller hey partner who is dominant

She is taller so she is the top.

by The b0ttom May 7, 2022

tank top tony

The guy who fucks your girlfriend or wife while you're in jail.

My girlfriend hasn't answered the phone in three days! Let me find out that Tank Top Tony has been sneaking around my house while I'm stuck in here.

by Sideshowrob June 29, 2024

Topping

The heterosexual practice of physically placing one's penis above another man's penis in a horizontal fashion, thereby "topping" him. This is straight because it shows you are "above" his gayety.

I was at Richard and Dave's house after their honeymoon. Richard wanted me to top him, so I stood facing him and placed my penis above his. While topping him, I came a straight line along his penis, which Dave snorted off. I love having straight friends!

by Handkerchief Steel March 27, 2025

top kill

A variation on the "Upper Deck" , a Top Kill is the act of securing the water supply to the toilet tank & flushing all the water out until the tank is dry. You then manually lift the "flapper" exposing the hole which leads to the bowl. You then force a large quantity of Butt - Mud into the hole at extremely high pressure therefore sealing the tube permanently.

I was trying to sleep in Todd's parents room, but their god-damn toilet kept running. I finally had to give it a Top Kill or I would never have gotten any rest at all.

by MadMark August 8, 2010