Here we eat the potato

To waste a valuable thing or resource on impulse or in a fit of insanity

Jaiden: I have the choice to eat this fucking potato and not plant it at all!
Slimecicle: EAT IT!
Jaiden: I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT IT
Jaiden: I'M EATING THE FUCKING POTATO! ITS GONE! ITS GONE!

Etoiles: Sorry for throwing out the arrow
Baghera: It's fine. Here we eat the potato

by Bolas?!?! November 15, 2023

Christmas Potato

A festive Potato

This christmas potato is very festive

by Windows Ben December 19, 2021

potato

A person who continues to fall for satire on the internet over and over again

The Onion: Bored Trump Spends Night Channel Surfing For New Shows To Cancel

MAGA: Our president won’t sleep until all the radical left wing evil liberal devil worshipping hateful monsters are silenced!! #Patriot

Anyone with more than 2 working brain cells: The potatoes are falling for the 🐂 💩 again

by anonymous September 23, 2025

pants potato

Male ball sac; nuts

Girls like to gargle pants potatoes!

by charquol November 18, 2009

Oregon Baked Potato

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.

Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"

by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025

study potato

A person who is under pressure from too much study - at home all the time, slowly becoming paler, spottier, rounder and rounder, unable to catch up with their friends. Just like a potato.

Sorry I haven't see you guys for ages and I can't come to the movies again - I'm a study potato.

by bedhairbubbles December 5, 2017

creamy potatoes

When you're fucking her from behind and you pull out just in time to cum between her ass cheeks.

Me and Rachel made creamy potatoes last night. We had to do laundry after.

by KarlWithAK3511 February 25, 2018