Sam

An absolute simp that froths over every girl he meets only to cry in the corner when he needs to engage in conversation with them

If you want to get far don't be a sam - William Shakespeare

by MassiveCock.com June 11, 2021

Sam O' Nellalike

When your too good of a teacher.

My Historyteacher is so Sam O' Nellalike. Everyone understands and loves his class.

by Cheesepuffling July 29, 2024

Sam

He is the best

Cum here Sam

by Iguggiuiug January 10, 2020

SAM

the best guy ever he has nice hair

Nice voice and a funny Paul your lucky to have a Sam

So nice hair probs a sam

by THE GREAT SNOW SAMY June 22, 2019

Sam

I am sam and I can say I am sexy,, hot and smart also good at mastarbating

Girl: i want to bang sam
Me: i know u do

by Samuel savage August 29, 2017

Sam

Pretty brick guy
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game

That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog

And cr

“How’s his basketball”
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player

by Most accurate definition man June 23, 2022

Sam

Looks like Bobby Hill. The smartest dude you'll ever meet. He's adorable with his mannerisms. He's a redneck but not the yee-yee kind. He's mean sometimes but in a funny way. Will do anything for 5 dollars. Loves Metallica. Claims he's black bc of his black cousin.

Stfu Sam, you suck ass at 8 ball. I AM THE GD QUEEN.

by INeedToPeeNow November 14, 2021