Ride the Jellybean

When someone puts their ass cheeks over a clit and squishes it in between.

Last night when Gary went all ride the jellybean I almost came but then he farted.

by Straight Up Ums June 6, 2020

ride the growl

Opting not to eat despite being hungry because the food options presented don't sound appealing.

"Hey man, wanna go to White Castle?"
"Ewww, no. I'd rather ride the growl."

by XLNZ October 11, 2025

suburban ride

80 miles an hour down the road blaring Timmy trumpet with 4 men hanging outside the car.

We just went on a suburban ride and almost lost Brad.

by Miznah May 4, 2018

ride wit it

When you found out that that triflin' man IS the father of yo child and you wanna let him kno' you expect a check in the mail in 20-30 business days post-appearance on Maury.

Ride wit it, Harry! Ride wit it!

by bowle'd April 5, 2017

Quadruple Ride

When your obese significant other gets on top to ride and it feels like you’re being crushed by quadruple wide trailer.

Damn… I nearly didn’t make it out of there alive after that quadruple ride from Bertha.

by KidsInKorea July 14, 2022

Ride the Elephant

Secretly dropping acid before going to the Renaissance Faire with your family

Brian's gonna ride the elephant when we go to the Ren Faire

by wolfman85 June 19, 2025

musical ride

When performing sex on a woman, (usually reverse cowgirl) and she starts to sing out loud to cover out the sounds, this usually happens when she is supposed to be in her house alone, but instead she's having sex with her boyfriend and she covers it up with singing since the neighbours are nosy and music would cause suspicions.

This is also considered a great way to mask masturbation.

Sentence:
I had to make a musical ride out of my masturbation since my parents where watching TV in the living room.

Conversation:

Carl: So, how was your date with AJ last night?

Marcos: It was great, we started making out, then one thing lead to another and we started having sex! She was great and all but she had to do a musical ride since Mac, her big brother was in the neighbours house and playing music would have gave it away...

by sad reality November 13, 2015