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STRAIGHT BALL

the STRAIGHT BALL is the right ball and you better protect it by staying out of the the PEDOPHILES celebration ball.

Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.
by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 26, 2021
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Straight Fixin’

When muttered or even shouted, this 2 word phrase serves as ambiguous disapproval of the actions of another, with no need for further explanation.

Typically this eye-witness exclamation will forecast a poor outcome of one’s actions while they are still in the making.
Example:
A couple watching a neighbor through their window as he struggles angrily to start a chainsaw in the driveway of his treeless property…
Husband: “Straight Fixin’”
Wife: “mmmhmmmm”
by Dascool27 June 23, 2022
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Straight-A student

Something you will never be if you play Genshin Impact for 17 hours a day
If you are one then congrats I guess 👏 it is very very very very very very hard.
fat basement gamer: i love genshin impact and pretending to be an e-girl saying uwu every 17 seconds
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.
by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025
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Straight husband

His straight husband had always been with women until he met that gay boy
by Mark Mac nish October 21, 2018
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Straight-uwu

Straight-uwu is a new sexuality that was only recently discovered.
Flag: imgur.com/vsCtqlV

You are Straight-uwu if you:

Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact a straight male
Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im straight but just a bit uwu
by Cringeologist March 9, 2021
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straight rips

To purse an idea, goal, or dream even if the odds are against you. Having no doubts and worries of the outcome. Being confident enough to take action towards one's desires. Can be written as st8 rips for short hand.
"I took a straight rip when I moved out here, I have no regrets it's been awesome ever since."

"Jeff did so many straight rips on his work, now it's being recognized in Times magazine"

"I kept fumbling on getting my business started, but all that really matters is that I tried and I would have never known the outcome if I didn't do straight rips."
by Poggz September 23, 2022
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Straight white man

a prime example of this word is that one man thats sits in your class and thinks he an "alpha" luke roberts
by ihatestraightwhitemen December 6, 2022
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