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Paralyzing Nut

When you have such a powerful nut that you loose feeling in part of your body.
Some Guy- I had such a great night with my girl yesterday.
Other Guy- Was it that good?
Some Guy- Yeah, She gave me a paralyzing Nut soo strong I lost feeling in my legs for a whole minute.
by M0/\/ty December 1, 2017
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quick nut

somebody you go to for all your convenient horny needs. need some head that will make you buss in under 10 minutes, go getcha quick from whoever your quick nut is.
i'm boutta hit up hannah, she always good for quick nut, yagetme??
by junglefever74 September 14, 2023
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Last Nut

Last nut is as an anonymous game of truth or dare created by 7 people, as well as (1) asian and (1) temperamental midget
Questions must be written on toilet paper for validity and reliability
Each participants' Last Nut must be announced or else
Example of Last Nut dare on TP: "Take off 12 layers" or truth: "When was the last time you sharted in public?"
by dinglemyberry May 20, 2023
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Universal Nut

When you nut so hard you see stars exploding and galaxies form.
Mike gettin head from Jessica
Mike: I'm about to nut
Jessica: Unintelligible
Mike: *lets out an animalistic noise that sounds faintly human and nuts so hard he can see the big bang*
Guess you could say he had a universal nut
by RickGrime$ November 8, 2022
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spontaneous nut

When doing anything in life which causes such pleasure that you unexpectedly nut in your pants.
I was walking down the street and out of nowhere I spontaneous nut my pants
by DatNutLife October 2, 2017
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nut roulette

When you feel pleasure when masturbating, you'll hold your breath and won't breathe until you cum. This may cause a heart attack and that’s why it's called nut roulette (after Russian roulette).
Jake: "Mike died doing nut roulette."
Tom: "Oh no what were his last words."
Jake: "He wanted to have ’I died doing what I loved’ on his gravestone.
Tom: "F"
by Drozdislav January 27, 2021
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swingle nut

a swingle nut is someone who licks mad balls and get 0 bitches
1. you fucking swingle nut! suck my cock.

2. look at that swingle nut over there.
by kiokioo June 24, 2021
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