Wet hair

When you are washing your hair and a drop is sliding on your back right in your butt.

When my dad is washing my hair, I always get wet hair.

by nameless person622 December 13, 2017

de-hair out

the act of shaking and/or hanging up an item — generally blankets, clothing, towels or rugs — in an effort to decrease the amount of accumulated pet hair.

The dog has been laying on that blanket for a week, so I shook it and hung it over the railing to de-hair out.

by Metaphormidable April 21, 2018

resting bitch hair

Hair that, no matter the amount of work it into it, aalways reverts back to a rats nest.

It looked good earlier, but she always has resting bitch hair.

by Carl Marximus December 22, 2017

hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.

Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!

by Pacingtons April 22, 2018

hair assessment

A hair assessment is when one makes a snap judgement about a person based upon their haircut

Two girls making a hair assessment of someone's hair cut:
Girl 1: "Did you see Johnny got a ceasar cut?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, total fuckboy cut."

by PitchATent96 December 30, 2017

Hair flip

When a bitch flips their hair and hits you.

That bitch just hair flipped me.

by Painful fart September 22, 2017

Bear Hair

When a girls pubicare is severly clumpy and tall, aswell as having cum, sweat and other substances all mixed

"Did you know Dayna has 'bear hair' its really gross!"

by themixerupper September 25, 2017