Out of Pocket

Out of Pocket. Out of pocket can mean out of hand, off the chain, and other things. If someone calls you out of pocket, they mean that you are doing too much and that whatever caused them to say that, was pretty wild.

Bekah: "Can I catfish my cousin? Or is that too Alabama?"
Ashley: "Dude you're way out of pocket. Like, you can't even turn around and see the pocket anymore. Thats how out of pocket you are Bekah."

by @sadielordideas March 28, 2019

pocket pasta

a sexual act in which you shove spaghetti (or any other type of pasta) into your partner's rectum.

Yo, have you pocket pasta'd Ben yet? You have to try it it's so fun.

by TR00TH May 28, 2019

Weird dick pocket

1. The weird over-flapping piece of fabric that is at the front of the boxers.

2. A gaggle of dudes hanging out in the corner at a party, avoiding women.

1. Why do your boxers have that weird dick pocket?

2. Look at those weird dick pockets, hanging out in the corner.

by The d pocket June 1, 2019

You got a rock in your pocket?

A response used when someone includes you in their plans without asking, to which you would respond if the 'we' they are referring to is them and the rock in their pocket.

"Yeah, we're going to that concert tomorrow night"
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."

by Palumboss June 3, 2019

Crayon in the back pocket

Someone who has a very tight tight relationship with children.

George O'Donnell is a "crayon in the back pocket" kind of guy. A super-hero of sorts.

by t3chth1rt33n June 13, 2019

Thot pocket

Hot ass that you can heat up and leave. Don't want nothing but some dick

That one night stand chick is just a thot pocket and don't want nothing else

by Beetseybutt September 12, 2019

Pocket children

Pocket children are collections of dust, sand and other odds and ends found in ones pocket. The pocket children are often forgotten or neglected inside ones pocket. When the owner of the pocket empties it out the pocket children are born and are now you responsibility. Take care of your children.

I found some pocket children in my old rain jacket from years ago. Now I have a family...

by Daddi Longlegz September 17, 2019