New Word War

The non-violent war individuals and organizations which have the power to popularize a new word wage against one another by inserting new words—they craft to achieve strategic goals—into various forms of media to covertly persuade as many people as possible to do or not do specific things.

The New Word War is intensifying.

New Word War by but for October 1, 2017

New Mexkittens 

Pussy ass New Mexkittens.

I just met a bunch of people from New Mexico and they were pussy ass New Mexkittens.

New Mexkittens by Jkooking June 9, 2018

New Real 

When all the fake(news . sport. politics) has now made such global changes. It has now become "The New Real"

Hey Donald your so New Real

New Real by Gina reinhart October 10, 2018

New in the Truth 

Used to describe a new convert of the Jehovah’s Witness religion (see definition for “in the Truth”).

Witnesses will often use the phrase to alert each other of a new member so that everyone knows they need to be on their best behavior.

This is my friend Jason. He’s new in the Truth.

New in the Truth by JW Terms November 17, 2018

New Jersey 

New York's chill and less-successful cousin who really likes Italian food and diners

Hahaha you're so funny! Where in New York are you from?
Naw, I'm from New Jersey (where people actually act like they enjoy life)!

New Jersey by Your_Mom's_Mitochondria December 18, 2018

New Hampshire 

Many think New Hampshire is way out in the middle of nowhere, but most of New Hampshire looks exactly like Massachusetts or Connecticut. Southern NH is home to many Boston commuters as a sub 60 min commute is common. Also libertarians have no power here, as it is commonly believed.

New Hampshire- a place where people who don’t want to be associated with Massachusetts yet still want to be in a state like Massachusetts live.

New Hampshire by MilfordNH January 3, 2019

New Jersey 

Fuck you, we're better

Asshole from New York: haha new jersey is just jughandles and potholes

Me: um we're the second best state so i would shut the fuck up

New Jersey by idontreallyknowanymore January 20, 2019