Me: *Reaches for Christmas dessert platter*
Mom: Get your damn cookie hooks away from that, those are for after dinner!
Mom: Get your damn cookie hooks away from that, those are for after dinner!
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hes a fat larde ass who wont get off his speccy disesed bum to do anything else but play ark all fucking day. what a saddo.
by Golden Ring January 24, 2021
Food a homeless man or woman stores between their ass cheeks to prevent other homeless people from stealing it.
It used to be a normal BLT sandwich, but after compressing in his ass, it has flattened into a subway cookie.
by Heckleck February 22, 2016