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mexican grease gun

A sexual act. When someone sucks your dick while you are standing and reaches around and pats air in your ass crack with their hand.
Wow. Maria just gave me one hell of a Mexican grease gun.
by Johnny31 July 19, 2018
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Hot Mexican Piss

The act of taking an angry shit in the middle of Nevada desert while on a 9 hour road trip after you have eaten nothing but Mexican food and drank cheap beer.
Hey Jimbo! Pull over. I've got to take a Hot Mexican Piss.
by TasteyT September 10, 2018
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Mexican Oil Change

The act of one man walking up to another man, sticking two fingers in his butt, and kissing him on the mouth. Most often used in prison as a way to assert dominance.
On your first day inside, walk up to the biggest guy in the pod, and give him a Mexican Oil Change. Show everyone who’s the man!
by Gaysofthunder69 April 20, 2019
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Mexican Vacuum Cleaner

During sex the female’s asshole will suck on the males penis super hard until it starts losing circulation, and eventually falls off
Karla gave me the phatest Mexican vacuum cleaner last night, I had to go to the hospital
by BigDaddyThiccRape May 20, 2019
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mexican food standoff

If someone is browsing a section of a shelf at a grocery where you need something from and pretend to look at other stuff until they go away. Little do you know they are doing the same thing and are waiting for you to leave the section behind them.
"I swear today I think I was waiting for someone to leave the canned soup section while they were waiting for me to leave the salsa section diagonally behind them."

"Ah, the ole “Mexican food standoff.”
by Nilliks October 28, 2017
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Mexican Hand Clamp

The act of transporting large objects (sheets of wood, mattresses, etc.) on the roof of one's car using only hand strength to retain the cargo.
Mexican Hand Clamp example:
Juan: Yo vato, we need to rent a truck to transport some plywood.
José: No esé, we'll just (Mexican) hand clamp that shit on my 94 Civic and drive reaalll slow.
by Elijah Brown March 8, 2018
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Mexican Tongue Punch

When one places hot sauce on ones tongue and then engages in oral sex.
My vags is still burning from my boyfriend giving the old piss slit a Mexican Tongue Punch last night!!
by Guns4fun February 14, 2017
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