Mouth aids

When you've been out on the sesh drinking lots of alcohol and necking lots of strangers.... and your mouth just feels dirty and diseased.

I went out last night with the girls and this morning... mouth aids

Or

She's such a slut she necks everyone. Bet her mouth tastes like mouth aids.

by Secretiveslut11 September 30, 2018

Mouth breather

A person who dosent understand; stupid; dumb; etc

"That person is a mouth breather."
"Ugh, you're such a mouth breather."

by DEMOGORGAN October 1, 2018

hand to mouth disease

Another nickname for obesity.

I have a case of hand to mouth disease and am fat.

by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018

monkey mouthing

Monkey mouthing: speaking or yelling utterly nonsense.

"She was monkey mouthing about a situation she knew nothing about"

by AlMosThErE___L7 May 31, 2018

Mouth Karate

To French kiss in an agressive, almost competitive manner.

Rebecca and I played some mouth karate after we got home last night.

by The Bonglord June 3, 2018

mouth carrot

A nerdy ass cat bitch who gets Id'd at the tarvern on a Friday night what a loser.

Oooh wow mouth carrot...... what a loser

by Analbeard June 7, 2018

The Mouth Button

A figurative button one presses by saying something that jinxes a certain scenario.

- Alright! We're on a roll in this game! Nothing's gonna stop us now!
(Character suddenly dies)
- You pressed the mouth button.

by Tyrogarth June 10, 2018