meat gripper

a term gay people use to describe touching there penis

yoo dude i got my meat gripped by this hot dude last night

ex. meat gripper

by aaron dicarlo January 26, 2011

meat edit

To perform a one-time edit a text file, usuially a set of organized data, by hand.

Usuially used as the alternative to writing a script or program to reach the same goal.

Frequently used when one decides that programming a disposable script and running it is more time consuming than just doing it by hand.

<geek1> This file needs some occurances of 'foo' replaced by 'bar', and I'm not sure how to write a script to do it.
<geek2> how about hiring someone at minimum wage to do a meat edit for you?

See also adidas protocol

by flipmcf August 27, 2005

kingseat meat

A person or person(s) who are refered to as Jakies because of where the stay

"see where i was last night"
"yeah that was kingseat meat"

by Ygb Sanford Ygc April 29, 2008

meat manager

he who is all about the penis and manages it like a deli owner

Billy is a meat manager he manages more meat than a butcher! basically a homo sexual like you.

by TyWeeZy May 25, 2008

meat harp

any instrument played by a wanker

"that cat sounded like he was blowing a meat harp"

by John Worley May 29, 2008

meat jacket

flesh; mortal coil; can also refer to artificial human, cyborg, or "skin job".

You can't trust those frackin' meat jackets. The milk of human kindness doesn't flow through their circuits.

by Rinibot August 5, 2008

Meat's On The Roof

The chant shouted after an endless afternoon of tailgating, micks, and doing the chicken fat dance deteriorates into throwing meat of any variety onto the roof of a nearby house.

After watching MG toss a bratwurst onto the roof the group erupted into a repeating and an escalating chant: "Meat's On The Roof" "Meat's On the Roof" "Meat's On THE ROOF" Hooray!

by MOTR March 22, 2009