Nut Cake

An art practiced in sex where right as your about to nut, do it on the outside of a vagina,so the nut resembles the frosting on a cake.

Guy 1: So how did the sex go.
Guy2: It was the best sex I've ever had.

Guy 1: Good for you buddy. How did you reward her for it?
Guy2: I made her a Nut Cake.

by ChipFlip. September 16, 2017

spontaneous nut

When doing anything in life which causes such pleasure that you unexpectedly nut in your pants.

I was walking down the street and out of nowhere I spontaneous nut my pants

by DatNutLife October 2, 2017

jail nut

A jail nut is when a man has been locked up for a significant amount of time,
resulting in him busting a fat nut as soon as he returns home.

"Man I just busted a fatass jail nut and now I think my lady is pregnant!"

by Jade Wyld October 4, 2017

Deez Nuts

Deez nuts mean like if you are talk in a sentence and you're like deez nuts ha gotem

Guess what?
What?
Deez Nuts?

by Bull**** October 25, 2017

Nut fluff

To graze a man's nuts in an upward manner with ones arm or hand

Buffey "accidentally" nut fluffed Criss as he walked by her desk, secretly he liked it thou.

by Smallshelbs April 12, 2017

pink nut

When you nut inside a girl who's on their period and the spunk oozes out pink.

Err you didn't tell me your on the blob, there's pink nut all over the sheets!

by Pinknutter April 19, 2017

Nut badger

A large woodland carnivore with an insatiable desire for nuts.

John: "Hi Dave, I hear you got lucky last night after the cider festival"

Dave: "Yes indeed, though I am a little sore, she was a right nut badger"

by BoomerTank May 18, 2017