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jesus feet water

Jesus feet water is milk mixed with water so that it looks like water that they would of probably washed feet in. if you were to of had coco pops and it made the milk brown and then you mix it with water it would be dirty Jesus feet water as he would of used it to wash his feet.
"go tip out that jesus feet water!"

"ew that is dirty jesus water, I hate coco pops"
"'you look like jesus water" - compliment

"you dont look like jesus water" - insult
by TimotheeandDan February 12, 2021
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Water My Chia

When the guy ejaculates on the vagina of his sexual partner and the pubic hair grows with a multiplied acceleration. Some believe it is a myth but some believe it is true. But only if you want it to.
Hey girlfriend, me and Langer are going out tonight and he is going to water my Chia! Its going to look like the fucking Amazon down there!
by Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia January 24, 2009
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Chinese Water Balloon

Two objects, namely one uncircumcised penis, and one other penis gently come together into a tip to tip union. Once touching, the uncircumcised male then proceeds to encapsulate the other mans shaft creating a perfect vacuum seal. Akin to a Chinese Finger Trap, once the seal has been established one of the participants then urinates to create a wee filled water balloon; this is then deposited into the third participants mouth.
Juan and Pablo were both feeling a bit bored so they decided to engage in a Chinese Water Balloon and dump it in Hector's mouth
by Frashley123 June 6, 2014
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brown water rafting

When you're walking up or down stairs naked and have explosive diarrhea, thus creating a "shit waterfall."
"I got so drunk last night i got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and instead went brown water rafting."
by frankiehustle July 1, 2015
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fresh water pearl

- A polite way of saying that someone has never received anal penetration.
- Anal virgin.
“I don’t think he’s the one that will win her fresh water pearl”
by Biff Beltsander March 21, 2008
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water my hog

A male having vaginal sex with a female
Hey man,how did your date go last night?”

“Bro,we went back to my place and she let me water my hog.”
by Timmyp8823 December 19, 2018
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Literally Dog Water

A thing six graders will say after they beat someone else at anything.
"Your literally dog water Jason, your shit at this game.
by anonymous April 29, 2021
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