by David likes Big Macs November 11, 2019

by ChuggyLittleBuddy June 24, 2022

When one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.
In the Tough Arms pub...
Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...
Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"
Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse
Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."
Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...
Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"
Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse
Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."
by PCPuss May 13, 2009

by Kev_dwag June 1, 2016

a brief mental blank when attempting to pick out an outfit, complete forgetfulness of one's own ability to put an outfit together without mental strain.
I've been looking through my closet for hours and I still can't find anything to wear - I'm having a total fashion brain fart!
by misslaurendeane November 29, 2021

A big brain is a brain that only big brains can handle.
Only a few people have big brains, therefore they're genius.
Only a few people have big brains, therefore they're genius.
by shoulder pain sufferer October 26, 2019
