resting bitch hair

Hair that, no matter the amount of work it into it, aalways reverts back to a rats nest.

It looked good earlier, but she always has resting bitch hair.

by Carl Marximus December 22, 2017

hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.

Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!

by Pacingtons April 22, 2018

hair assessment

A hair assessment is when one makes a snap judgement about a person based upon their haircut

Two girls making a hair assessment of someone's hair cut:
Girl 1: "Did you see Johnny got a ceasar cut?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, total fuckboy cut."

by PitchATent96 December 30, 2017

Hair flip

When a bitch flips their hair and hits you.

That bitch just hair flipped me.

by Painful fart September 22, 2017

Bear Hair

When a girls pubicare is severly clumpy and tall, aswell as having cum, sweat and other substances all mixed

"Did you know Dayna has 'bear hair' its really gross!"

by themixerupper September 25, 2017

foot hair

The gross crap the grows on your feet and you don't shave because you're a savage and it goes good with your fabulous sock tan

My foot hair looked nast with those sandals

by LordBonkers October 19, 2017

nostril hair

Nostril hair can give you boogers that drip into your mouth.

Look at your nostril hairs, their so long.

by Pablo.Man March 31, 2017