Rail Hair

when you come back from getting railed and your hair is super staticky and messed up

Prince: Afterward she had the worst case of rail hair

by crazy ape186 May 5, 2023

jesus hair

A man with long hair, especially below shoulder length.

Wayne and Garth have jesus hair.

by ChickenChocker69 April 2, 2025

belty hair

When your belly hair gets stuck in your belt buckle.

Ouch, my belty hair!

by Belty Hair November 25, 2022

Long haired boys

People u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895 has some serious beef with.

"I love long haired boys!" -u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895

*5 minutes later*

"I HATE LONG HAIRED BOYS" -also u/Ok_Pomegranate

by ObservedBeing June 7, 2025

A hair

Something that nerds hate in their food

EEEK! A HAIR IN MY CEREAL!!!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

Horse Hair Motherfucker

A slur for someone of Mongolian descent

Bob: He's a horse Hair motherfucker.

Jack: how do you know?
Bob: look at his eyes jackass

by SawyersRus December 29, 2023

Emotional hair

Someone with Great hair.
Would be considered "emo" by people who label.

"I met this beautiful boy this weekend."
"Dude, does he have emotional hair?!"
"Totally, it's rad."

by MarilynMM December 24, 2007