Best friends

When the maddest hoe’s combine their forces and create the strongest bond that no boomer could ever break

Teacher: “And what is your guys’s relationship?”
Crackhead 1: “we are best friends”
Crackhead 2: “heck yes”

by Sharkieeee January 28, 2020

best friend

my world my everything

that’s my best friend, my favorite person in the world

by alexenriquez February 1, 2020

Fake Friend

A Person That Uses You For Their Own Benefits, And Only Cares About Them Selfs.
(A Person That You Don’t Need In Your Life.)

Andre is such a Fake Friend I was getting jumped and he ran away!

by ILoveFyeHead February 1, 2020

Best Friend

Someone who cares like a mom, scolds like a dad, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother, and loves more than a lover.

Kid 1: oh look, it's my best friend.

Kid 2: oh cool.

by Mrs. McShizzle April 8, 2020

trash friend

A friend who doesn’t show up to a birthday celebration of another friend

Elizabeth is a trash friend for not showing up for JP’s birthday

by Junior_JE February 20, 2020

fake friend

people who go to taco bell without you and post about it

hey! did u see their story? why wouldnt they invite us???
they are fake friends

by baldheadedboobielover March 13, 2020

Best Friend

A person that will do anything and everything to make you happy... Even if it means putting on pink sunglasses and looking like an idiot just to make you laugh. Sometimes you might have an issue, but you always end up with each other again!

Girl 1: who's that dumby, that needs a haircut, sitting over there with a bunch of weirdos?

Me: that's my Best Friend!❤️

by Real_one_4_life! March 16, 2020