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Beat A Zoophile Month

In the entire month of April, You must beat up a zoophile and they CANNOT fight back. April 28 is National Beat A Zoophile Day. Get ready boys.
I will beat up my friend because he is a Zoophile during Beat A Zoophile Month
by Novaiafloof08 March 28, 2024
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National Beat A Redhead Day

“Make sure to beat that redhead on September 7th.”
“Why?”
“It’s National Beat A Redhead Day.”
by WilliamAftonKinnie March 3, 2025
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African beef beating

When the male is receiving head he will proceed to pull out and nut while simultaneously beating the female mercilessly with his colossal cock
Last night my girlfriend let me hit her with an African beef beating, it was awesome
by Nickarsen04 April 7, 2019
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beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.
"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"
by kastagire July 28, 2021
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as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭

as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭
as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭“
by pulseLI November 20, 2023
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I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.
Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.
by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022
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