season my beans

While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.

While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?

by toiletjocky February 28, 2015

white bean soup

Coach fuel

Coach can’t go to bed before he’s had his bowl of white bean soup.

by Pp check November 9, 2020

Trampoline jelley bean

A nan who is soft and like being tossed around by men like a trampoline

Seth is such a trampoline jelley bean I heard he likes man bears

by Harry windmill June 22, 2018

Leon my beans

It's been 105 days. His girlfriend broke up with him, I tried helping him through it but only four days after she broke up with him I blurted out that I still love him and how I hate myself for it. He tried to be nice but I know I've gone and ruined things all over again. I miss him so much.

Leon, could you please get my beans?....Leon! Leon my beans !!!

by The_girl_he_lost September 8, 2023

Bean dip shit

A shit that resembles a pile of bean dip.

Man! After a night of drinking beer and eating burritos, I had a MASSIVE bean dip shit!!!

Holy shit! We were in the park today and needed to use the restroom. Someone left bean dip shit all over the commode!!!!

Dixie was changing little Brysons diaper and she vomited! Bryson had taken a 7 lb bean dip shit!!!

by J.R. 1 December 27, 2021

Holding my beans

Referencing Jack and The Beanstalk, ‘holding my beans’, means I’m saving my money and not spending it, in the hope of growing those beans into a lucrative beanstalk.

It can also be used to say that money is invested somewhere.

“Are you coming out after work?”
“No, I’m holding my beans.”

“Have you got a lot of savings?”
“No. My investments are holding my beans.”

by anonymous November 25, 2020

Bop n’ Beans

A southern delicacy where a redneck gal (female) gives you a blowjob, while you eat baked beans, in which she prepares.

Russ- *in southern accent* -“Hey Crystal, I want bop n’ beans!”

by Hdjsjshdjdj July 18, 2018