Bob

Someone named Bob, short for Robert. People named Bob are usually about 5'9", which is also the average height for human men.

"Hey, Robert! What's up?"

"Don't call me that. Call me Bob now. It's my nickname."

"That doesn't make any sense. Those two names don't sound anything alike."

"Fuck you, Steven. No one likes you."

by Jukkobee January 19, 2022

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Uncle Bob

a very weird uncle that is very sexual towards you and always trys to be alone with you and talk to you. He's most likely a child molester and he always touches your arm, waist, legs, or hips

Uncle: Hey, Jordan....

Jordan: *mind* OMG HE"S SUCH AN UNCLE BOB

by Jac0b3y November 5, 2021

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Bob

Is best

Bob is best , that's the way it is

by Bobbybobbob123 February 23, 2023

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bob does not get shot

jim"did bob get shot"
bill"yes he did"

by anonymous March 28, 2021

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Ugly Bob

When a bitch ugly but you still gonna smash so you put a bag over their head

Friend: Yo, you take that ugly chick home last night?
Me: yea bro I Ugly Bob'd her so it was all good.
Friend: Lmao bro she let you Ugly Bob her?
Me: Told her it was my fetish so she'd be down.

by TheSadPanda4 December 5, 2018

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No Boner Bob

When someone named Bob comes over to your house to bang your hot wife and can’t maintain an erection and satisfy her or finish himself despite repeated attempts.

No boner Bob was quite disappointing. Watching Bob Ross would have been more pleasurable; at least it wasn’t Bob Koss.

by Kandlkiwi October 29, 2023

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