1. A bag bought in supermarkets to be kept and reused many times.
2. A womanly part (or a lady with) that is vacuous in size - thus allowing storage of everyday shopping items, eliminating the need for a single-use plastic bag.
3. A wife
2. A womanly part (or a lady with) that is vacuous in size - thus allowing storage of everyday shopping items, eliminating the need for a single-use plastic bag.
3. A wife
Took a girl back to mine on Saturday, when it got to it and I saw her moose's hoof it was so loose and big - she had a right bag for life.
by Fat Sam111111 March 22, 2013
Get the Bag For Lifemug. A very scheemy-ish person. Someone who is cheap, is a dirt bag, and scandelous. Also known as:
a scoundrell
a slime bag
a scandelous wench
a certain someone named Brandy
a trophy wife
a scoundrell
a slime bag
a scandelous wench
a certain someone named Brandy
a trophy wife
Scheem Bag: Hey, Chanaynay... I'm likin' those shoes... Could I borrow dem?...
Chanaynay: No, Scheem Bag! You'll just steal them, you scandal!
Scheem Bag: Okay, Chanaynay... I'm likin' that shirt...
Chanaynay: Where's my watch, you theif?!?!
Chanaynay: No, Scheem Bag! You'll just steal them, you scandal!
Scheem Bag: Okay, Chanaynay... I'm likin' that shirt...
Chanaynay: Where's my watch, you theif?!?!
by spaghettieater February 5, 2010
Get the scheem bagmug. insult meant to describe someone that is so ugly they must have a bag over their head to make them pleasing enough to let them perform oral sex
by lcheshire September 12, 2006
Get the choo bagmug. The aftermath of being stoned.
by helldon October 10, 2005
Get the under the bagmug. a goochy bag is a bag like thing that you apply over the gooch, men do this to prevent rashes, burns, etc.
dad: hey, timmy! did you put your goochy bag on today?
timmy: yes dad! i made sure i did
dad:good we dont want to run you too the hospital
timmy: yes dad! i made sure i did
dad:good we dont want to run you too the hospital
by Bayjayman February 27, 2008
Get the Goochy bagmug. This is when the thickness of woman's thighs, coupled with her vaginal pelvic muscles, literally squeezes out the semen of a man's penetrated penis. Thus acting like a hand squeezing frosting out of a pastry bag.
"My girlfriends legs are so thick, and her pussy muscles are so strong, she literally squeezed the cum out of my cock! Like a Pastry Bag"
by Mr. Prescott May 18, 2010
Get the Pastry Bagmug. A tool ideal for dirty pussies.
Other tools (or douche bags) for dirty pussies:
Talentless guys who sing and play guitar to bag dumb women. Magicians.
Most guys on MTV reality shows.
All the guys on the Jersey Shore.
Guys that brag about their cars, pre-med, or pre-law.
Musclemen that insist on showing their muscles off.
etc.
Other tools (or douche bags) for dirty pussies:
Talentless guys who sing and play guitar to bag dumb women. Magicians.
Most guys on MTV reality shows.
All the guys on the Jersey Shore.
Guys that brag about their cars, pre-med, or pre-law.
Musclemen that insist on showing their muscles off.
etc.
Person 1: "Did you hear Mike butcher that song while he flexed his muscles, trying to impress that skank?"
Person 2: "Even without the spray on tan and hard spiked hair, he's still a Royal Douche Bag".
Person 2: "Even without the spray on tan and hard spiked hair, he's still a Royal Douche Bag".
by the real rabidsmurf, MAG May 18, 2011
Get the Douche bagmug.