apple

doctor repellent

an apple a day keep my doctor away from my bedroom cuz he rapes me every night

by I dont like minors trust June 15, 2024

pine apple juice

It's a code word for pussy juice.

Baby, LET me drink you pine apple juice.

by Jantoniohc7 September 30, 2023

majik apples

When you smoke marijuana out of an apple.

Yo me and my friend were smokin some majik apples yesturday

by ARyan129 December 21, 2008

punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."

ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."

by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017

Apple sauce ok

When your texting some one and you say apple sauce then they say ok, it means that the hoocaust will happen again one day

Then: apple sauce ok

You: I think I know what your saying

by Nick negro March 9, 2018

Laminated apple juice

A type of spider with three eyes.

OH yeah I saw a laminated apple juice yesterday!!!

by Gahskull Thraka July 16, 2022

apple cancer

either used as an insult or when you eat so many apples that you get cancer

"hey"
"what?"
"your eating to many apples. your gonna get some cancer. you hoe. if you eat too many apples you get Apple cancer."

by dakoka117 December 26, 2019