by DumaLove March 27, 2011
A beautiful girl that belongs to Colby and is the most beautiful as sweet as specialist girl in the world
Thats my booger bear
by $paigejourdy January 16, 2021
guy1- hey guys look at my new boots.
guy2- why did u get boots?
Guy1- cus im a redneck.
guy2- you bear fucker u live in the middle of st.louis.
guy2- why did u get boots?
Guy1- cus im a redneck.
guy2- you bear fucker u live in the middle of st.louis.
by thejoker13 December 28, 2008
Ray: Hey you're wearing sandals and you have gummy bear toes!!
Teresa: Nooo don't look at my toes!
Ray: It's cool, they're cute like gummy bears.
Teresa: Nooo don't look at my toes!
Ray: It's cool, they're cute like gummy bears.
by Calderon Reymundo November 08, 2006
A bi-polar person who sucks at anything and everything he does, but at the same time thinks he does better at anything and everything than everyone around him. He is a self centered piece of shit, and hates to be proven wrong. If you make a mistake or say an answer wrong, he will proceed to call you a dumbass. He refers to the term "karma" a lot. He has been playing guitar for quite a few years, but sounds as if he had just learned yesterday. If you do not act the way he expects you to he will use the phrase "Oh no, it's (your name here)". He often loves annoying people with his bad 'jokes' and retarded self, but if you annoy him long enough, he will get pissed off and ignore you for the rest of the day. When not being annoying, the bi-polar bear grazes on craigslist looking at guitars and other musical instruments to fantasize about. His favorite band is Metallica! He also fantasizes about Kirt Hammett!
Ryan: Uh oh Joe, it's Ryan!
Joe: Oh no Ryan, it's Joe!
Ryan & Joe: AHHH BI-POLAR BEAR RUN AWAY!!!...
Joe: Oh no Ryan, it's Joe!
Ryan & Joe: AHHH BI-POLAR BEAR RUN AWAY!!!...
by JACK-OFF JILL October 13, 2009
The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.
There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.
The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.
There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.
The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.
"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"
"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"
"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"
"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"
"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"
"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"
"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"
"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"
"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"
by swiffer October 02, 2007
Any plan, concept or idea that is doomed, from the start, to catastrophic failure, usually due to a complete lack of skill and/or knowledge on the part of the planner.
See also "NELB"
See also "NELB"
Origins:
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?
John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.
Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is not entirely load bearing."
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?
John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.
Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is not entirely load bearing."
by NELBtastic February 09, 2010