S-Linares

This is a slang term used to describe a girl that has goddess-like qualities, such as a perfect body, porcelain skin, and long, curly, luscious hair.

A S-Linares is typically the most popular girl at school/favorite of the boss/best singer in the world.

If you fall in love with a girl right after meeting them, they are an S-Linares.

"Bro that S-Linares looked so hot today!" Guy 1

"Ya, and did you hear her sing? I'd tap that" Guy 2

"Man that S-Linares touched my hand today . . . im never washing it!" Guy 3

S-Linares by Dornstar March 5, 2009

S.Y.M.'n

Spankin Ya Man. Better known as masturbation or Chokin da Chicken.

yo dubb, i just caught dis nigga S.Y.M.'n.

Shit is bad. i went to my girl house last night, her period was on so i had to SYM.

S.Y.M.'n by charr426 June 30, 2009

s.woodfine 

formidable, amazing, heart-stirring, wonderful, cool, hip, exciting, a sexy little creauture!

your s.woodfine

yes yes i am

s.woodfine by s.woodfine July 19, 2009

S.L.O.M 

Stands for Sad Little Old Man. Typically a d-bag who is 26 and can't get their shit together. He is usually short and burly and looks like a pretty boy. Sometimes he calls people a bitch because of a Wii controller too. He also kinaps dogs.

Boy: " You are such a slut, you are probably slutting it up right now."

Girl: YOU ARE A S.L.O.M.!!!

S.L.O.M by keekakookawagwa August 3, 2009

S. E. Hayden 

The Author of the first Alien encounter crash site over N. texas. (Aurora) April 17th 1897. Demolition of a whindmill and a craft that bursted into flames was discoverd. 6 years before the first development of the human aircrafts/planes. A well was caped with the wreckage in 1957. A strage illness was documented after the handeling of the materials and supposed alien lifeform. Images from the early 1970's have been documented along with mutiple testamoney's of the Alien piolets remains beeing seen. Scrutinised photos were in 1897, 1895, and so on. Molten mixture of aluminum and Silver. Debries have been found in that area since.

Other sitings in that time frame include Chicago, Il., Ca., Mo., NE., ect. The sceptical site was on Judge Procters land in the 1890's. Myth, legend, or cover up?

Penny; I've been studying this account since I was a child.
David c: Silly girl, aliens don't exist. It's propaganda
Penny: There is accounts by S. E. Hayden as weel as many others that reported incedents.
David c; Your crazy
Penny: I know that man. But, I like that I don't believe everything like the status zombie community now in existance.
David c; I'll have to look that up one day. Any theory's on God?
Penny: The story's of him and horus are very similar works of writing so I still do not have the answers for you. i'd like to see the new Pyramid sitings in Egypt though.

S. E. Hayden by wonders4life<3 October 25, 2009

s'fuctup 

Adjective. Slang.

There was a wheel rolling down a road and Stan saw it and his mexican friend was all like "s'fuctup!"

Guy 1: How are you so good?

Guy 2: I shoot from the hip!

s'fuctup by Ewart Hofacker December 20, 2009

S.U.T.S.

A person who doesn't appear be very strong but at any moment can unleash Super Uber Tard Strength upon anyone or anything.

D.J. totally looked like docile dude but all of a sudden I was on the floor in some crazy submission move all cause I tried to grab the last spoon. that dude is S.U.T.S.

S.U.T.S. by Sean Pierre Cunnilingus January 16, 2010