Bird Month

One of the units used to measure time at Bird HQ. Usually used by Bird employees to distinguish from "Real Time" or "The Calendar" which is the common unit of measuring time outside of Bird HQ. * Second most common is dog years.*

"Wow! I can't believe I've been here for a whole week already!" -New employee
" Dude, thats a whole Bird Month!" - Not so new employee

by liquid golden fire water June 21, 2018

Working a Bird

Working one bird equals working a full eight hour shift

"I was working a bird last night so I couldn't have killed that woman!."

by Mrlightningfast June 25, 2018

Birds

A word that means a fast car that carries book cases usually driven by furries who like creampies (THE DIRTY MEANING OF CREAMPIES) who usually spend their time on pornhub looking for Reiji SAKAMAKI porn.

Look at those birds going on a red light!!!

by Birthday Sleepover Crew June 30, 2018

Bird

Most commonly used to describe a hot chick. The Nelk Boys

There's like 12 birds on the lake right now.

by Blakessketit July 14, 2018

Backyard Birding

The act of blinking your eyelashes on ones butthole to create a fluttering, tickle effect, preferably while performing oral sex.

I can’t wait to backyard bird your ass.

That back yard birding was amazing.

Oooo, backyard bird me baby.

Hehehe, backyard birding tickles.

by CheeseWagstaff July 17, 2018

Phat Bird

One of the most incredible hoomans persons. Anyone that has the privilege of being aware of his existence should be grateful and considered lucky. GREAT with the mooziks and extremely sweet and kind. THE SHAJAZZIEST PERSON TO BREATHE IN THE HISTORY OF THINGS THAT BREATHE.

Person 1: Phat Bird
Person 2: yes

by flamingdouchebag July 18, 2018

Dirty Bird

When a male and female have anal intercourse and fecal matter is on the male's penis or comes out of her anus during intercourse

Bro, I was with Jenna the other night, and she dirty birded all over my dick.

by Da Nematode July 23, 2018